F C F A man walks down the street Gm F C He says why am I soft in the middle now F C F Why am I soft in the middle Gm F C F The rest of my life is so hard C F I need a photo-opportunity Gm F C I want a shot at redemption F C F Don't want to end up a cartoon Gm F C In a cartoon graveyard F Bonedigger Bonedigger Gm C Dogs in the moonlight F Gm C Far away my well-lit door F Mister Beerbelly Beerbelly Gm C Get these mutts away from me F Gm C I don't find this stuff amusing anymore F C Bb If you'll be my bodyguard F C F C Bb F C F I can be your long lost pal C I can call you Betty Bb F C And Betty when you call me F C Bb F C F You can call me Al F C F A man walks down the street Gm F C He says why am I short of attention F C F Got a short little span of attention Gm F C F And oh my nights are so long C F Where's my wife and family Gm F C What if I die here F C F Who'll be my role-model Gm F C Now that my role-model is C Gone Gone Gm C He ducked back down the alley F Gm C With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl F All along along Gm C There were incidents and accidents F Gm C There were hints and allegations F C Bb If you'll be my bodyguard F C F C Bb F C F I can be your long lost pal C I can call you Betty Bb F C And Betty when you call me F C Bb F You can call me Al C F C Bb F C F C Bb F C F Call me Al F C F A man walks down the street Gm F C It's a street in a strange world F C F Maybe it's the Third World Gm F C F Maybe it's his first time a-round C F Doesn't speak the language Gm F C He holds no currency F C F He is a foreign man Gm F C F He is surrounded by the sound The sound Gm C Cattle in the marketplace F Gm Scatterlings and orphanages C F He looks around, around Gm C He sees angels in the architecture F Spinning in infinity Gm C He says Amen! and Halleluiah! F C Bb If you'll be my bodyguard F C F C Bb F C F I can be your long lost pal C I can call you Betty Bb F C And Betty when you call me F C Bb F You can call me Al C F Call me. F C F Gm F C Na na na na na na na na F C F Gm F C F Na na na na Na na na na na F Gm C F Gm C Hm, hm, hm hm F Gm C F Gm C F Tacet Hm, hm, hm hm F C Bb F C F C Bb F C F C Bb F C F C Bb F C Repeat and fade: F C Bb F C F C Bb F C F If you'll be my bodyguard C Bb F C F C Bb F C F I can call you BettyBack to document index